What the hell is WRONG with people?: June 2008 Archives
And home of way too many stupid plays on the word. What am I talking about, you ask?
And Freemales.
Okay, technically the freemale thing is in a UK newspaper, but I am totally ignoring that because otherwise my clever headline doesn't work. Play along, people.
What I've managed to glean from these two articles is that "free" is just another prefix for "stupid ginned up non-trend."
And also, freemales? Seriously?
So the lesson for today, kiddies, is that if you want to be a part of the zeitgeist of the free, you need to eat your meals from dumpsters and refuse to have a relationship.
Interestingly enough, one could argue that part one of that equation will definitely lead directly to the second part, with very little input from you.
