Okay, I am Officially Beyond Hope

Because do you know what I did last night?

Of course you don't, because you don't know where I live--and if you do know, and were hiding in the shrubbery, I would prefer that you didn't mention it, because that's just creepy.

But I digress from my main point, which is this:

I have become another lost couch potato with a rotting brain.

How?  Well, it's simple.  I actually stayed up past midnight last night to watch the Championship Gaming Series.  On television.  Yes, I sat in my chair and watched other people playing video games ON TELEVISION.

And I was actually invested in whether or not Mystik would beat Pheonix in their epic Dead or Alive battle.

I do not own Dead or Alive.  I do not own the console the game was being played on.  I do not know these people from Adam.  And yet, on a Monday night in July in the year 2008, I sat on my butt in a chair and watched random chicks play a video game.

Weep for me.