Random Post About Irrational Hair Hate

Because this is IMPORTANT, Dangit!

Every night during the news I am subjected to the same freaking UPS commercial at least 3 times.  Not only is the commercial boring and pointless--something about a whiteboard and blah blah blah delivery service whatever...seriously, WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT UPS DOES?--it features a man whose hair I blame for every bad thing that has ever happened in the world.  Ever.

His hair is AWFUL.  It actually manages to have no style at all, which must break some law of physics or something because just having hair on your head means that you have a hairstyle by default, but this guy?  Nope.  It's kind of long and kind of straight but there aren't bangs or wings or an alternative ponytail or even mullet tendencies--it just HANGS THERE like a DEAD LEMUR and I CANNOT LOOK AWAY and it's like being the narrator in the Tell-Tale Heart who is driven to murder by the appearance of some dude's eyeball!  ARRGH!

So in an attempt to ignore the hair of doom, because I don't want my epitaph to read "She was okay until that random guy's hair drove her into insanity and an untimely demise" I decided to focus on other aspects of the dude in question.  Guess what?  He has really bad posture and burgeoning man-boobs (thanks, Hublet, for pointing out that salient fact).  Awesome. 

Why does this man's hair irritate me so?  I don't know, but thankfully, I am not alone in my suffering!

Ah, sweet internet.  Balm of my soul.