Sentences You Should Never Have to See in Print

Not because they're omg! offensive, but because there never should have been a sequence of events that led up to the sentence being necessary in the first place.

Confused?  Witness this example:

"Really, it makes no sense addressing this theme with drums and dancing girls," said Sergio Niskier, president of the Israelite Federation in Rio de Janeiro state, referring to the slaughter of Jews by Nazi Germany in World War Two.

Why was this sentence necessary?  Well, because a bunch of chuckleheads in Rio thought that a Carnivale float depicting the Holocaust and featuring a pile of corpses was just the Bestest Idea Evar!

You know, just when I think that I have seen all possible examples of the End of Days, someone surprises me.

I hate surprises.