Why I'll Never Netflix the Final Pirates of the Caribbean Movie
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Ok....I was watching a boring pirate movie and suddenly Braveheart broke out....
This is why I am just better off not knowing. I have the first one on DVD and if I ever feel the need to continue the saga, I'll make some crap up myself and just post it on fanfiction.net. Because really. The second movie both defeated my attempts at making sense of the plot AND sucked the fun marrow from my bones, so I had very little hope for the third. Then I read a plot summary (with complete spoilers) and was like - WHAT? NO! WAIT? CHINA?! CALYPSO?! Give me the last 5 minutes of my life back!!!
Then I imagined multiplying that times thirty.
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"China Calypso" sounds like a great name for a pop singer -- or a stripper.
My expectations were low going in, and I have this amazing capacity to turn off my brain, so I enjoyed it.
My husband, who actually tried to follow the storyline, wasn't impressed.
I'm so glad to find someone else who thought there was not much to like or even GET in the 2nd movie. I'll never watch the third because I just don't have enough brain power to try and decipher its murky meanings.