March 16, 2007

Haiku Friday

Here at work we have an email tradition - Haiku Friday - in which we spend time between managing freaks, professors and media by bitching about our lives in the form of traditional Japanese poetry. Because really, bitchery doesn't seem so petty when it's poetry. So here's to my Friday:

Twelve-thirty a.m.
The Boy appears with nosebleed,
Caffeine I.V., stat!

I posted this one at Emily's FFO thread:
Water falls from sky,
Drivers Panic! Traffic Jams!
Learn to drive, assholes.

Most neurotic prof
makes world-changing discov'ry
there goes my spring break.

The Boy and the dog
leak urine, blood and vomit
my carpets are dead

Supernatural -
last night's ep wasn't too great
but next week looks cool.

Passive-aggressive
admins and department heads -
I wish to smite them.

God Of War is back,
Kratos slings his fiery blades
Hublet shakes his head.

Feel free to add your own...

Posted by Big Arm Woman at March 16, 2007 10:20 AM | TrackBack
Comments

Ops meeting Thursday:
Govies shriek at each other.
Phone muted, I laugh.

Posted by: Sheryl at March 16, 2007 12:27 PM

Nice!

Posted by: BAW at March 16, 2007 02:20 PM

Why Is Cable Off?
I call, Outage Apparent.
Stupid Cable Guy.

S.O. is home now.
He calls Cable guy this time.
Corp. Has Head Up Ass.

Alcohol Needed.
chinese Food is made quickly.
Cable Guy Lost in Fog.

Posted by: TiwstedFork at March 16, 2007 10:30 PM

ooops, Last Line Messed up.
I blame Lemonade and Gin.
Please Don't Fry me Now.

Posted by: TwistedFork at March 16, 2007 10:32 PM

Student who won't work
Slumps and stares out the window
Extra credit? No

Your term paper sucks
"But I worked hard! Where's my A?"
This is the real world

Posted by: Michael at March 17, 2007 07:12 AM

I love the smell of haiku in the morning - it smells like victory.

Posted by: BAW at March 17, 2007 11:20 AM
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