February 23, 2006

Just Me and My Microwave

Wreaking havoc, Goodfellas Style. Watch out, Boopsie! I'm coming for you!

Via Feral Girl.

Angel Dust

People Iced:Thirty Six
Car Bombs Planted:Two
Favorite WeaponMicrowave Oven
Arms Broken:Four
Eyes Gouged:Twenty One
Tongues Cut Off:Thirteen
Biggest Enemy:Boopsie

Get Your HITMAN Name

Posted by Big Arm Woman at February 23, 2006 01:23 PM

Luckily, this thing appears to use some sort of randomizer when assigning your name. I tried it yesterday and got the lovely name of "Firecrotch." Today it gave me "Mickey Z," which isn't quite so bad.

Posted by: Aubrey Turner at February 28, 2006 03:06 PM

Why, how could you have a problem with "firecrotch?"

Does that mean you kill people with VD or something?

Posted by: BAW at February 28, 2006 03:29 PM