November 18, 2005

Ask and Ye Shall Receive, Part the Second

For Emily, a series of Haiku inspired by the beauty that is Paris Hilton's chihuahua. Although the request was for a REALLY LONG POST, because Emily is apparently both a sadist and a masochist, I feel your pain, readers, and I believe that the austere brevity of the Haiku is really the only form that will do these creatures (fill in your own blanks here) justice.

The smallest Hilton
Stuffed into a Prada bag
I hope she pees there.

A chihuahua's thoughts
"Hey, you dumb bleached blonde bimbette,
I HATE the club scene!"

Oops! Doggy misplaced,
Maitre d's scramble about
It sucks to be them.

Advice to Paris,
the next time you buy a dog,
lay off the goofballs.

The chihuahua shakes
if your owner was Paris
you'd need downers, too.

Posted by Big Arm Woman at November 18, 2005 11:19 AM

chihuahua -- I thought you'd like to know.

But the haiku is great, spelling be damned.

Posted by: liz at November 18, 2005 07:30 PM

You know, I even looked that spelling up and read it as chiuaua--one of those days, I guess.

Posted by: BAW at November 18, 2005 10:07 PM

This isn't just great, it's brilliant.

Though I'm disappointed that you failed to recognize the national importance of Hilton's chihuahua. Do you remember when the poor fellow went missing? I mean, I can't think of anything that gripping since the Lindberg baby was kidnapped.

Posted by: Emily at November 20, 2005 02:47 PM