October 11, 2005

Obviously, I'm not the target demogaphic

For this ad campaign. Because I have always hated Smurfs with a fiery passion. Fiery.

I always wanted Gargamel to rip the heads off of those useless blue pukes and tapdance on their stupid little mushroom houses until there was NOTHING LEFT.

Turns out that only the Belgians are capable of doing that. Huh. Go figure.

Full disclosure - I always rooted for Sylvester and Wile E. Coyote, too. And liked to pull the heads off of Cabbage Patch dolls.

Posted by Big Arm Woman at October 11, 2005 02:14 PM

Heck, we knew that.

Posted by: PersonFromPorlock at October 11, 2005 02:58 PM

"Don't let war destroy the children's world."

Yeah, well maybe if those buggering smurfs weren't so busy being utopian commies,living in a naive world of happy-goody-peacie-pie and learned a thing or two about protecting their blue asses from foreign agressors, they wouldn't have been bombed in the first place. Serves 'em right.

Posted by: Emily at October 11, 2005 07:06 PM

My favorite cartoon - Mother Goose & Grimm, by Mike Peters. Mother Goose looks accusingly at her dog, Grimm, and says "My blueberry muffins! You ate all of my blueberry muffins!" Grimm replies, "I thought they were Smurfs."

Posted by: Tom at October 14, 2005 03:43 PM