August 29, 2005

Monday Haiku

My Weekend:
All hail the Spot Shot
Removes paint stains from carpet
Caused by "helpful" Boy

The Hurricane
The Weather Channel
Sends their spastic broadcasters
To stand in the wind

Academic Nonsense
Hey, professor Best?
You are a raging nutball
Britain says, "stay out!"
(FYI - last link is subscriber only, sorry.)

Posted by Big Arm Woman at August 29, 2005 10:40 AM

Not just the Weather Channel, either - the Fox News Network, which I thought had better sense or at least a more highly developed sense of the absurd, had their Gulfport guy standing out in the wind. Eventually, of course, we'll be treated to a live broadcast ala The Day After Tomorrow, when the broadcaster gets snuffed by flying debris. Then, hopefully, they'll name an award after the victim and KNOCK IT OFF (knock off the standing in the wind, that is). Hope viruses are all gone and you enjoy your company. Cheers!

Posted by: Sheryl at August 29, 2005 09:11 PM