February 24, 2005

Karl Rove - Freaking Genius

Look, I was sceptical of the whole Rovian superpowers thing. But I can admit when I'm wrong. Karl Rove is a freaking evil genius. All he's lacking is the sharks with freaking laser beam helmets, seriously.

What, you still doubt? Doubt no longer, small padawans, for I bring you the ultimate proof:

Author Regrets Secretly Taping Bush Talks

Do you see? The man releases "scandalous" tapes that only enhance Bush's image, the White House gets all "hurt and betrayed," while reaping the benefits of this "scandal," and then the fellow recants and vows to donate proceeds to charity:

But he said he canceled plans to be on "Hardball" on MSNBC Tuesday night to talk about his regrets because "it would only add to the distraction I have caused to the president's important and historic work."

"Contrary to a statement that I made to the New York Times, I have come to realize that personal relationships are more important than history," Wead wrote in a letter to the show's host, Chris Matthews, that MSNBC released to the public on Wednesday. "I am asking my attorney to direct any future proceeds from the book to charity and to find the best way to vet these tapes and get them back to the president to whom they belong. History can wait."

Connect the dots, people. Connect. The. Dots. At this rate, Bush will be nominated for sainthood and Rove will rule the world! Well, he already rules the world, so I guess I should just say he'll rule it longer, or rule it more, or, or, well, he'll be all Rove-happy or something. But you can bet it'll be evil!

Woah. I can only hope to someday attain this level of strategery. And evil!

Posted by Big Arm Woman at February 24, 2005 09:04 AM

Karl is the "MAN" isn't he? In case you haven't seen this from Tim Blair, it's a riot (right up there with your previous post about spittle-flecked screaming teevee heads):



Posted by: Sheryl at February 24, 2005 01:04 PM

He's brilliant, evil, disgusting, and dangerous.

Posted by: Michael at February 24, 2005 04:27 PM

If he didn't exist the dems would have to invent him to try to explain their inexplicable inability to defeat the chimp shrub idiot they keep losing to!!

Posted by: dick at February 24, 2005 07:51 PM