October 28, 2004

End of Days

Perusing Drudge lately is like reading headlines from the apocalypse--and I'm not referring to his usual hyperbolic, overwrought style, but to the actual content he's linking to.

Behold the four horsemen of the Drudge-alypse!

Death!
War!
Famine! (Work with me here, folks--she's awfully skinny...)
Pestilence!

And their lesser-known brethren:
Cosmic Upheaval!
Dogs and cats living together!

Dude. All we need now is a mass Jesus Sponsored Beam-Up, and it's all over but the crying.

Posted by Big Arm Woman at October 28, 2004 09:35 AM
Comments

There's no lights. You can't have apocalypse without lights. It's etymology if nothing else.

Caffeine is also good, if you're going to have to stay awake.

Posted by: Ron Hardin at October 28, 2004 04:14 PM

Good heavens, why are you worrying about these petty signs and portents when you already know the Red Sox won the World Series?

Posted by: ManFromPorlock at October 29, 2004 03:02 PM