March 25, 2004

Ah, Haaah, Haaah!

Here's a little nothing for your Thursday afternoon, but it made me laugh:

Richard Simmons Cited for Slapping Man

Apparently, Captain Video there got huffy when someone made fun of his Sweatin' to the Oldies video. Dude, if you're gonna get slapped by Simmons, at LEAST make it worth your while!

It's not the videos that are mockable, it's the SHORTS! The tiny little 80's nightmare shorts! Gah. They still haunt my dreams...

Posted by Big Arm Woman at March 25, 2004 02:57 PM

First Tawney Kitaen, now Richard Simmons. I love it when the defenceless strike back.

Posted by: rachel at March 25, 2004 04:37 PM

According to CNN, Simmons slapped a 6'1", 250-lb. man. I don't think he should have done it, but I confess I'm kind of impressed with Simmons's guts.

Posted by: HW at March 26, 2004 09:41 PM

When ADM was in college, she worked in a cinema. Richard Simmons came in with his entourage to see "Cat people" and we gave him a large bucket of popcorn drowning in O'Dells Butterfat (insert trademark sign here, and think salty, hydrogenated ghee). It was still in the aisle after he left ...

Posted by: Another Damned Medievalist at March 31, 2004 05:10 PM