February 12, 2004

And Now a Message From Your Hostess

Okay, until this whole hoo-ha intern thingy re: Kerry is over, Tightly Wound will be an election-free zone. I won't discuss candidates, scandals, or any of that crap, because frankly I think my head will explode. Not because I'm morally outraged, disappointed, or angry, but because I no longer have the stamina to endure round after round after round of media reports/arguing pundits/told you so bloggers fighting what amount to playground battles during a year in which we prepare to elect the leader of the world's current hyperpower. Good God almighty, is it too much to ask that people just give it a freaking rest already?

Apparently so. So for the forseeable future, I will be avoiding all of that draft-avoiding, medal-hurling, intern-boffing, Halliburton-scandaling, your side is way more eviller than mine, is this all a clever ploy by Hillary to cinch the nomination crap. Because crap it was, crap it is, and crap it will ever be.

Instead, I will mock academics and tell riveting tales of life with a toddler. Or not. It will depend upon my mood.

There. I have officially changed the channel on this superbowl halftime of an election. Welcome to the boob-free zone, and I ain't talking mammaries.

Posted by Big Arm Woman at February 12, 2004 03:34 PM

That'll be nice. It looks like there will be enough Kerry commentary to go around.

Posted by: jkrank at February 12, 2004 04:13 PM

Does this mean you'll be voting for Yellow Dog now?
-Yellow Dog

Paid for by the Committee to Elect Yellow Dog '04.

Posted by: Yellow Dog '04 at February 12, 2004 09:02 PM