August 19, 2003

Now this is just pure laziness

So Al Qaeda is claiming responsibility for the blackout? I suppose I should come clean about a few things as well:

The heat wave in Europe? All me. Me and my Mazda 626, which is equipped with a super-secret weather controlling device and invisibility shield. The control panel is located under my toddler's car seat. I am a fiendishly clever, diabolical and power hungry villainess! Muhahaha!

I plan to bring Europe to its knees with WEATHER! And then I'll make my demands--One MILLION DOLLARS, or the continent fries! Again I say, Muhahaha!

Way to capitalize on current events, A.Q.

Posted by Big Arm Woman at August 19, 2003 08:51 AM

"I am a fiendishly clever, diabolical and power hungry villainess!"

Only if you're over thirty; otherwise, it's "villainette."


Posted by: ManFrom Porlock at August 19, 2003 02:32 PM

You're responsible for cancer and heart disease too, aren't you?

I always suspected as much.

Posted by: Dean Esmay at August 20, 2003 06:22 AM

ManFromPorlock -

Alas, I am a fully grown villainess.

Dean -

Also, indigestion. Don't underestimate the villainous potential of a good case of heartburn.

Posted by: BAW at August 20, 2003 08:23 AM

That button I can't see on the dash of my 626 - that's the one that controls the invisibility shield, right?

(I mean, why not? We already have oscillating air vents.)

Posted by: CGHill at August 23, 2003 03:05 AM