July 02, 2003

RE: Your Application

Professor Wilkie -

Thank you for your application to join the human race. Unfortunately, I am unable to accept your application at this time for the following reasons:

I have a huge problem with the way that British geneticists like yourself try to take the intellectual and moral high ground on an issue by subjecting others to hypocritical screeds which barely conceal your underlying racism.

I am sure that you are perfectly nice on a personal level, but no way would I take on somebody whose objectivity flies out the window at the mention of the word "Israel," and who is incapable of judging a human being without being a racist prat.

As you may be aware, the human race is already full of racist prats, and we really don't need any more. I am sure you will find another suitable planet, with inhabitants who share your background and world view if you look around.

May I suggest Palestine or France?


Sincerely,
Earth


Posted by Big Arm Woman at July 2, 2003 09:33 AM
Comments

Perhaps Oxford needs an affirmative action program for Israeli students? Or some corporate "diversity" training?

Posted by: Paula at July 2, 2003 09:55 AM